Ask Guan Yu

fuckyeahcaocao replied to your post: poetry thursday [first letter of each line…]

…Guan Yu, that wasn’t very nice! ;_;

It is an encouragement for the soldiers of Shu, Lord Cao Cao. However I fail to see what has upset you so…

askzhangliao asked: Lord Guan Yu! I assume you have made it home safely?

I am safe with my brothers; thank you for your concern. My only regret is that we serve different masters. I trust all is well with you? And that Lord Cao Cao is not taking it too hard?

askcaopi replied to your post: poetry thursday [first letter of each line…]

[y u do dis]

[blame your daddy, boyo. him and mah bro.]

askliubei replied to your post: askliubei replied to your post: Yunchang! I miss…

I am sorry for the misunderstanding Yunchang. Yes you are right, I need to stop but it is difficult when he is constantly provoking me. Although I should know better than that.

Perhaps when he speaks of sheep, you could simply offer him lamb hotpot. With the cold weather coming up, he might appreciate the gesture. 

fuckyeahcaocao replied to your post: Lord Guan Yu, sir! Do you have any suggestions for beard-care : )

I WILL BUY YOU A LIFETIME SUPPLY IF IT NEED BE, GUAN YU

You are much too kind, Lord Cao Cao. The courier fee from Wei to Shu will surely be too exorbitant.

Although I’m sure both my brothers would appreciate it as well if you were to send bottles over.

askliubei replied to your post: Yunchang! I miss you so much. How have you been? I hope Cao Cao hasn’t been giving you too much trouble?

that video..are you suggesting something about Cao Cao and I brother?

Certainly not, brother. I was merely saying that torrential waves and vast rivers would not be enough to keep me away from you and Third Brother. But the both of you need to stop bickering like children. I’m almost ashamed I would follow the both of you into the depths of hell. 

And actually the opening few bars of the song just seemed like a really good background theme for a reunion.